This book rocked my world. Chelsea Handler, the host of "Chelsea Lately" on E! is the female equivalent of Jon Stewart (from "The Daily Show, with Jon Stewart"). Obviously, there was nothing life-altering about this book, but it was truly hilarious and gives new meaning to "reading for fun." Her sense of humor is dry, ironic, and blatant. I loved it. As I read it on the bike at the YMCA, I constantly burst out laughing, treadmill occupants' opinions of me be damned.
A few quotes:
While dining at Dans le Noir, a "dine in the dark" restaurant: "Sarah, no one can see you here, who cares? Take it off and rest your tickets on the table. I'm thinking about pulling my pants down just for shits and giggles."
"Yeah. They kicked me out and told me never to come back, and called me a wesbian... Yeah, and that's not the worst of it. I think I just got dry humped. By a woman. And paid for it."
After Chelsea's friend, Morgan, sent Chelsea a picture of her dog: "This is not the first time this has happened to me, and I was actually pleased because I had gathered the materials necessary to respond appropriately. I clicked reply and sent Morgan a picture of my cleaning lady. Standing next to the toilet, alone. I attached a message that read, "Not interested? Me neither."
Currently Reading:
Gut Feelings: The Intelligence of the Unconscious, by Gerd Gigerenzer
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